Monday, 21 April 2008

Oh God.... Here We Go Again!!


Well, it's fair to say my writing comes in fits and starts - for years nothing but a senile old dribble... Followed by a flood. Inspiration come from the strangest places as I'll explain.
For a while now, I've had a half written song on my PDA (a great device for songwriting as you can note down scraps in the same way as on scraps of paper but without the fear of throwing it away while tangled up with some parking receipt). This song was titled "The Drowning Pool"... But more of that later. Possibly the biggest hurdle for me writing is I think I'm past the "moon, soon, balloon", "I love you, love me, love you" kind of phase in my life where songs are written to impress girls - although if any girls are impressed by recent offerings, BONUS!
What started me off again following "It Can't Rain All The Time" was the above picture. This is from an Alchemy Gothic t-shirt I just had to buy on eBay. The scene depicts the Absynthe Fairy. Thus I came up with the title "Absynthia" Now, my motive for this is not airy fairy abstract, I am particularly partial to Absynthe on occasion, although a night on Absynthe is a weird experience!! First you experience a liquid fire quite unlike any other alcohol, then your system becomes numbed to the burn, then you get drunk VERY quickly... But the weirdest thing of all is that the wormwood content kicks in and your mind does weird things - particularly when you stagger to sleep. "Absynthia" is about all that - a marrying of the strange experience of being utterly pissed on Paris's finest and an echo back to the Bohemian era of the early 20th Century. Slainthe! Once the words started to flow, coupled with non stop listening of the new Abel Ganz album "Shooting Albatross", I realised this song should actually be a journey. In conclusion, the concept is in my head and it looks like about a 20 minute piece of work.
Next up, let's go back to "The Drowning Pool". The theme of this song is that of a young woman accused of witchcraft in the dark ages. The lyric takes us through the kind of scene as she is led to her death. The question is, is she innocent or guilty? I don't know, does she weigh the same as a duck (obscure Monty Python - Holy Grail reference). Hopefully this one won't be quite as long - equally, hopefully I can add touches such as the brilliant Stevie Lawrence & Fiona Cuthill elements of "Shooting Albatross".
The final completed lyric again has a tenuous link to the mighty Ganz. I had the pleasure of being at the recent launch of Albatross at Stereo in Renfield Lane, Glasgow back at the end of March. As I stood outside in the lane, I pondered how strange a quirk it was in my home city that, joining all the major thoroughfares, are small cobbled lanes. Through a combination of Taggart episodes and watching late night revellers pass the end of the lane on Union Street, Renfield Street and suchlike, they could be completely unaware of anyone in the lane. Or even a body perhaps... So, while my wife was waiting (fruitlessly) to hurl herself out of a plane at 10,000ft, I put together this lyric - pretty quickly really... The story goes of a young woman dying in such a lane in a city centre. It is taken from a first person perspective but given no indication that the person is dead. On reading back the lyric, what I think I can do with this is (1) treat it as almost a follow up to Pallas's "The Ripper" but (2) with the news report section at the end, make it the same theme as Paul Kelly's brilliant "Dreamaway" by Abel Ganz.
Now the hard part - how to record them (and come up with another 3 or 4 to make an album).
Oh yeah, and complete the couple of The Shine lyrics Andy and I have been jointly working on...

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

Finally got round to it....


I've been meaning to do this for years... Even before Scott was born...
I always wanted a final tattoo which would show my love for Fiona and the kids. Partly spurred by my good friend Davie Mitchell of Abel Ganz (http://www.abelganz.com/) who had a stunning set of angel wings done in memory of his beloved late wife Jane, and partly due to some perfect free time in Edinburgh - I bit the bullet.
I chose the tree of life as this truly represents all that's important. Fiona's right there in the centre of the tree with Christie and Scott to either side. As the branches reach up, they curve and come back down to form the roots. Eternal... Fitting....
A certain red haired Polis however wasted no time in hurling the usual "body mutilator" comments. Well, fuck it! I like it, I like the sentiment and it's my body! To me it's art!

The birth of Godiva!


She is born! She is here!! As the bulge in Andy's trouser department will testify, I have successfully customised my Peavey guitar (now re-christened Godiva).
For the technically anally retentive (yup, Andy again), here's a brief overview of what I did...
This could almost be subtitled "Don't believe what you read"... All will become apparent.Initially, I thought I might buy yet another guitar (number 8) with some deeply offensive graphics and a rock 'n' roll image. Then I thought, why buy another when I could do up an existing guitar to sound perfect - and, as it turned out - look perfect. Rather than simply change the pickups, I decided to remove the whole pickplate assembly and replace everything from the wood up.
Business end - I bought a Seymour Duncan Cool Rails pickup for the neck, a Seymour Duncan Vintage Rails for the mid and a Seymour Duncan 'Lil 59 humbucker for the bridge. After extensive research, apparently this would give me a '63 Strat sound with the neck / mid positions and a '59 Les Paul on the bridge... Hmmm, nice. Add to this, I couldn't just connect these to any old crappy electronics, I added brand new American pots (a push / pull on one to coil tap the 'Lil 59), an American 5 way selector and top of the range Sprague Orange Drop capacitors (a 0.1uF on the neck and a 0.047uF on the bridge). All of this was connected with new American Fender spec replacement wiring.
In terms of "don't believe what you read" - I followed Seymour Duncan's wiring diagram to the letter... And ended up with a non-operational tone circuitry. After much tearing of hair, gnashing of teeth and emails to Andy, a flash of inspiration came to me while driving to work one day! Seymour was wrong! I then copied the layout on the original Peavey plate and VOILA! Perfect.
Looks - I had commissioned a custom designed new pickplate after Googling for "Naked girl on a horse" (hence Godiva). I then added to this new chrome hardwear, stainless steel screws and abalone topped knobs.Add to this the Grover locking machine heads I had already installed, the job was done....
UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you GODIVA!

Saturday, 6 October 2007

Studio Tan #3


This blog post goes out to Iain!!

We were back in the studio today for session number 3 of the solo album. At one point, I heard Iain and Colin agreeing that they wished they had an ability on a melody musical instrument - well, all I can say is that Iain's the most musical "non melody player" there is!!

We're now at the "labour pains" point in the game. The album's finished!! All we nned to do now is schedule one more for some odd backing vocals and then the final mix!

Today was a gas! The bass line for Follow The Piper was redone, followed by all the remaining guitar parts - lead and clean rhythm. Then we had the chance to add all the silly bits we always wanted to do out of the constraints of The Shine.


First up, Enigma was launched with the first ever use of my Talk Box - sounding good!! Next up, in terms of guitar, much to Colin's, well, delight (?) was some strategic ebow on various tracks. Then Mr Wilson took to the floor.

Iain and I had discussed various rhythm additions so my bud got down to business... First of all, Piper was given a military snare overlay, followed by a muted floor tom - AWESOME! Next up, it was time for "shakermaker". The first track to get this treatment was Close So Close with Iain on shaker and yours truly bashing hell out of a fire extinguisher with a drumstic! Sounds incredible so thanks to XTC for this ingenious idea. Always the true professional, Iain didn't even miss a beat on one of his conga patters when I casually flashed my bare arse at him - NOT A SINGLE BEAT!

So, big up to iain - this session belongs to him for rhythmic contribution, invaluable musical control and feedback from mission control and for being a generally all round good egg!!

Oh, and my new Senheiser headphones were well and truly christened!

Nex time (soon) - THE BIRTH!

Saturday, 22 September 2007

WAAAAAAHHHHH!!


Sons of bitches!!!

After 22 years of unblemished driving, I got caught by a bugger like this one on Friday 14th September in Dunfermline!

There I was, happily tootling down to Rosyth to fill up with petrol to get to the Killin gig and KABOOM! Caught! 42 in what I didn't know was still a 30....

I stick my hands up, fair cop, I did it - I'll pay... What bugs me is that (1) I've got some great friends in both Fife and Central Police - it's these sneaky money grabbing pricks in the hi-tec ice cream vans that piss me off, parking in obscured places and (2) Really pisses me off that I've now got a cheque to write which I didn't expect and points to carry on my licence (for 12 MPH) while those nob ends in BMW 5 series, Lexus etc., boy racers in mobile death traps seemingly get away with fucking ridiculous driving!

All in the name of local authorities making a few more bucks!

Monday, 20 August 2007

Studio Tan #2 - Now We're Getting Somewhere!



18.8.07
So it was back to Craigmont Studios on Saturday 18th August for round 2 of the "solo album". Big thanks to the guys at The Pad again! This time round it was Dougie at mission control who, like Colin, was extremely welcoming and humouring of the middle aged, balding muso with weird ideas... Wait til the next session for weird!!
We rolled in just before 12 after braving horrendous roadworks on the M8 and typically Scottish weather - it was pissing down! In went three guitars, the trusty Marshall, keyboard, Moog Taurus - and young electric pipe player Jane. Jane seemed to be in awe as we looked into the BBC's prop store and she took the obligatory photos of the flats where Still Game is filmed and the Me Too pink taxi...
Down to business! First up (starting easy as Iain and I had been up til 3am the night before gigging and, in my case, then back on the road at 9am), the acoustic guitar went down on Children Of War. Couple of takes, job done! We then listened back to the bass tracks with fresh ears and made the decision that they were actually OK - job done! Next up, we decided to lay down the Taurus tracks. WOW!! What a sound!!! Taurus was strategically placed on Children, Close and Ghosts - now we're getting somewhere! The previously bare tracks were now starting to come alive.
I decided to take a quick break and a sit on the control room for the next part - Janey was going to lay down her electric pipes. Thankfully, as I was completely knackered from the night before, Mr Wilson and Dougie took up the roles of musical director and guided Jane through a few takes which will be added strategically to Follow The Piper. Quite possibly we could have done this section a bit faster if I'd realised earlier that, in addition to Jane going through my amp, she was also going through my effects on Floyd setting - 10 delay bounces for every note she played!
Then things got decidedly noisy! I re-entered the studio to record the guitar parts at higher than gig volume on Les Paul & Marshall. Big thanks to Shiny Andy for helping me tune in that perfect Les Paul sound - it was skull cleaving!! All OD guitar parts down, it was time for some clean. We got about halfway through the 10 tracks before time realistically was up. As Dougie and Iain rightly said, that was enough for the day anyway as I was starting to flag - and Dougie's tea was rapidly heading in dog direction!
So, there we go... One more session of recording to go by my reckoning and job's a good 'un. Next time it's just complete the clean electric guitar parts, lay down the lead parts, keyboard washes on 3 tracks, vocals - AND TONS OF RHYTHMIC SILLINESS FROM MESSRS. MACKIE & WILSON!
Back on the road again about 6.30pm and again, thank God for Iain. With the roadworks, the M8 was as bad heading east so I literally stuck to his rear bumper like a bungee. Fife to drop Jane off through torrential rain and back home for quarter to eight and a well deserved bottle of wine!
Oh, and thanks to Stevie Lawrence for leaving another copy of his Hidden Gem CD for me. Saved the postage and the waiting - the tenner's in the till!

Sunday, 29 July 2007

Studio Tan #1



28.7.07


So, we finally started work at The Practice Pad / Craigmont Studios on my Mr N original material on Saturday 28th July!

What an eye opener! It's much harder working with unfamiliar material than it is going into the studio with an extremely tight, professional and highly rehearsed band like The Shine! All of the material for this session existed in various notes in my lyric book and in my head...

Anyway, Iain and I convened to make a start on things with a sense of high hope and excitement - I have to say, Iain played a blinder and was a star throughout! For my part, I didn't realise what a strange experience it is trying to change disciplines between being a singer, a guitarist or a bass guitarist! My bass playing to begin with stunk more than a dockside hooker's gusset on a hot summer day when the Navy came into port...

It was also really weird, as I said to Iain at the time, having Colin listen to my stuff in production. I lost concentration a few times thinking "I wonder if Colin thinks this is really wanky?".
The end result was that 11 tracks originally intended became 10 in practice. There's a fair old mixed bag in this batch - a couple of tracks that didn't make it to The Shine, a few from my aborted "concept" album concept and the rest are real favourites of mine. The standouts at the moment are "Follow The Piper" - a completely new idea which is sounding AWESOME and "Enigma" - one of the "Shine wannabe's" which is again going to be mega powerful.
So, after stage 1 of the recording process, the drums are down and perfect in my opinion, the bass is down but will need RADICAL overdubs or complete reworking and the 12 string acoustic guitar is down on the 3 that were to receive that treatment (including one track which includes a "beep" from my watch as we were recording)...
So, next stage takes place on 18th August - this time it's clean guitar, dirty guitar, lead guitar, Moog Taurus, keyboards, lead and backing vocals and various other overlays... Tall order? Probably!!

Anyway, the tracks... (in order of recording as far as I can remember)

Enigma
Follow The Piper
Raven
Angel (Of The City)
With You
Starlight
Children Of War
Ghosts
Close So Close
Gypsy Dancer